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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 6 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 700 Points

Don't Escape 2

The Survivor Unlocked 5/27/15
5 Points
Complete the game and survive.
The Merciful Unlocked 5/27/15
10 Points
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
The Savior Unlocked 5/27/15
25 Points
Survive and save two of your friends.
The Governor 10 Points You are even worse than the undead...
The Shadow 10 Points Complete the game without firing a single shot.
The Lone Wolf 50 Points Survive without getting any friends.

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Start the Game Already Unlocked 5/29/15
5 Points
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
300 Damage 5 Points Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Art Appreciator 5 Points Check out some of the art galleries.
Burn Baby Burn 5 Points Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Chicken Molester 5 Points Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
First Blood 5 Points Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
First Casualty 5 Points Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Limits Were Broken 5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
New Skill Found 5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt 5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill 5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Panty Thief 5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert 5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slime Cat 5 Points Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Cut 5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash 5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used Strength 5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Water Conducts 5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 10 10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Monster Hunter 10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Zoology Student 10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Deforestation Problem 25 Points Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Digging Too Deep 25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
The Gang's All Here 25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 1/76 (5/1,200 points)

Kill the Plumber

1UP Yours Unlocked 5/28/15
5 Points
Kill the plumber 10 times
No Stomping Unlocked 5/28/15
5 Points
Get stomped on level 1.
World 1 Done Unlocked 5/28/15
10 Points
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Indie Giving 5 Points Check out Dojo.com
Join the Army 5 Points Like Kill the Plumber's page
Shortcut 5 Points Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Deathtouch 10 Points Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
100 Lives Lost 25 Points Kill the plumber 100 times.
Another Castle 25 Points Beat level 24
Castle Crushed 25 Points Beat level 36
Jumpless 25 Points Beat level 10 without jumping
Must Kill 25 Points Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Completionist 50 Points Beat all Lost Levels
Lost Levels 50 Points Get at least 108 stars
Perfectionist 100 Points Get all 144 stars

Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/370 points)

Lands of Mobius Ep2

Honeycomb Unlocked 5/29/15
5 Points
Beat the Bee Bots
I've had enough Unlocked 5/29/15
10 Points
Use your Limit Break
Who Made This? Unlocked 5/29/15
10 Points
View the credits
Denied Unlocked 5/29/15
25 Points
Protect yourself from Mecha's limit.
Scrapped Unlocked 5/29/15
100 Points
Beat Mecha
Game Over 25 Points Die
Seen My Shoes? 50 Points Find the secret medal
Curious Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I can take it...... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/9 (150/300 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 10/4/14
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 10/4/14
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 10/4/14
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 10/4/14
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy Unlocked 10/4/14
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 10/4/14
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 10/4/14
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 10/4/14
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Tank Unlocked 10/4/14
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Top Gun Unlocked 10/4/14
50 Points
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 10/4/14
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Survivor Unlocked 10/4/14
100 Points
Beat The Great Escape
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State

Medals Earned: 12/24 (400/1,000 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Slip and Slide Unlocked 10/7/14
10 Points
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 10/7/14
25 Points
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Gun Slinger Unlocked 10/7/14
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Perfect Defense Unlocked 10/7/14
25 Points
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Come with me if you want to live 10 Points Rescue and secure a civilian
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 4/25 (85/1,000 points)