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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 6 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 700 Points

Don't Escape 2

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)

The Survivor 5 Points

Complete the game and survive.

The Merciful 10 Points

Make sure Bill passes away calmly.

The Savior 25 Points

Survive and save two of your friends.

The Governor 10 Points

You are even worse than the undead...

The Shadow 10 Points

Complete the game without firing a single shot.

The Lone Wolf 50 Points

Survive without getting any friends.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 1/76 (5/1,200 points)

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Kill the Plumber

Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/370 points)

1UP Yours 5 Points

Kill the plumber 10 times

No Stomping 5 Points

Get stomped on level 1.

World 1 Done 10 Points

Beat level 12 under 5 seconds

Indie Giving 5 Points

Check out Dojo.com

Join the Army 5 Points

Like Kill the Plumber's page

Shortcut 5 Points

Beat level 12 under 5 seconds

Deathtouch 10 Points

Touch and kill the plumber on level 4

100 Lives Lost 25 Points

Kill the plumber 100 times.

Another Castle 25 Points

Beat level 24

Castle Crushed 25 Points

Beat level 36

Jumpless 25 Points

Beat level 10 without jumping

Must Kill 25 Points

Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23

Completionist 50 Points

Beat all Lost Levels

Lost Levels 50 Points

Get at least 108 stars

Perfectionist 100 Points

Get all 144 stars

Lands of Mobius Ep2

Medals Earned: 5/9 (150/300 points)

Honeycomb 5 Points

Beat the Bee Bots

I've had enough 10 Points

Use your Limit Break

Who Made This? 10 Points

View the credits

Denied 25 Points

Protect yourself from Mecha's limit.

Scrapped 100 Points

Beat Mecha

Game Over 25 Points

Die

Seen My Shoes? 50 Points

Find the secret medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 12/24 (400/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Road of the Dead 2

Medals Earned: 4/25 (85/1,000 points)

Slip and Slide 10 Points

Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick

Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle

Gun Slinger 25 Points

Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot

Perfect Defense 25 Points

While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood

F@#K Wheels! 5 Points

Drive 3 km with no wheels

Free Ride 5 Points

Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle

Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points

Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.

Been there, Killed that 10 Points

Kill one of each enemy type

Come with me if you want to live 10 Points

Rescue and secure a civilian

Death Race 10 Points

Maintain max speed for 0.5 km

Gibs n Gravy 10 Points

Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns

Ground Beef 10 Points

Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall

I'm the Alpha 25 Points

Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol

Knowledge is Survival 25 Points

Unlock the entire survival guide

Metal Dragon 25 Points

In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row

Mutant Sandwich 25 Points

Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters

Dead on Time 50 Points

Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode

Heaven Sent 50 Points

Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing

I've seen things... 50 Points

Reach max levels on at least one character

First Blood 100 Points

Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.

Hardcore Survival 100 Points

Complete Hardcore Story mode

Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points

Complete story mode

Mutant Stomp 100 Points

Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown

Perfect Soldiers 100 Points

Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters

Zombie Slayer 100 Points

Reach 20 km in dead state